SKULL PENIS - UMFITTY NOONAH



alli: Miracle diet pill with teeny-tiny side effect 15684

Funny funny blog entry, can't remember the last time i laughed this much. "But here's the most important thing the drug does: it makes you shit oil. Worse, it makes you shit your pants. With oil. This is not the ravings of some fringe conspiracy group, this is what the company tells you itself on its website. Buy our drug if you want to lose weight. Oh, by the way, you'll end up shitting your pants.""Fuck diet and exercise! Take these pills and shit your weight away!" More →

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bvllets said on Thu Jun 21st, 2007 9:15pm [#9418]
A friend of mine told me that people take this because they're hopeless and fat. I thought about it and I would rather just be hopeless and fat than hopeless and fat with a batch of oily shit in my pants.
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velvet_skin said on Fri Jun 22nd, 2007 1:03am [#9420]
the article doesn't make fun of people, but of the drug.it's true how people see these as their only hope for a better life.
a relative of mine took diet pills, lost 30lb then stopped the treatment and gained 60lb.

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