"All of the streets in the lower 48 United States: an image of 26 million individual road segments. No other features (such as outlines or geographic features) have been added to this image, however they emerge as roads avoid mountains, and sparse areas convey low population."

I'm emailing you in my pants right now.

Amazon Mechanical Turks redraw a $100 bill one cent at a time.

Hugely unfunny/offensive/innane captions to the New Yorker Cartoon contest

"He wants my money, so I just gave him my wallet and told him, 'Here you go,'" Diaz says. As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, "Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you're going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm."

Fucking dumbass rappers

"Permanent Vacation" is an art installation involving two computers bouncing out-of-office email responses back and forth to each other

"Bear Stearns is fine"