GANGLAND mobs are robbing long-distance coaches by sneaking DWARVES into the luggage holds in sports bags.

The Victorian sea fort off the coast of Portsmouth was originally built to house nearly 80 soldiers to fend of an attack from the French navy. More than a century later, it has spent its recent life as a luxury hotel complete with 21 sumptuous themed rooms, two helipads and heated indoor swimming pool.

Gnarls Barkley covered with a theremin

Didn't we do this, like, 50 years ago?? What is the big whoop about landing on the moon? Do they get extra credit for figuring out how to drive a car, too? Chinese retards...