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Tuesday July 31st 2007

Do as I say, not as I do. 15861
Do as I say, not as I do.
Borris Miles, a state lawmaker who opposes the use of deadly force, shoots a thief.

'  Irony?  '

Saturday July 28th 2007

Idiot calls 911 15936
Idiot calls 911
A man calls 911 to report that he's surrounded by a large group... of cops.

'  Okay sir, we'll send an officer over there to... oh... we're already there.  '

Sunday July 15th 2007

Behold the power of cheese... and wine 15906
Behold the power of cheese... and wine
A gunman invades a party demanding money. He ends up getting a glass of wine, a piece of cheese, and a group hug instead.

'  That must have been /some/ wine...  '

Monday July 9th 2007

Leftovers 15848
A dinner guest decided to help his host by taking leftovers to the large freezer in the basement, and finds the host's family just chilling out down there...

'  There's a reason why they call it mystery meat...  '
School Crushes = Terrorism? 15847
School Crushes = Terrorism?
A 12 year old girl gets sent to alternative school for writing 'I love Alex' on the wall in marker. The same level of punishment they give for making threats, drug posession, and assault. Huh?

'  Ohhhh I thought you wrote 'I love Allah...'  '

Sunday July 8th 2007

Ah-nold would be proud of this pooch... 15831
Ah-nold would be proud of this pooch...
This whippet has a genetic disorder that results in really large muscles.

 

"yay, my cat pooped" --mimo

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