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Wednesday March 1st 2006

Simpsons 'trump' First Amendment 6774

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4761294.stm

by --B Wed Mar 1st, 2006 7:16pm (from #bor) [score: 388 | approval: 0%]

simpsons, trump

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Thursday January 5th 2006

Yeah, I'm majoring in Comb-Over at Trump University 6125

http://www.trumpuniversity.com/

by mtoots Thu Jan 5th, 2006 11:57am (from #bor) [score: 293 | approval: 0%]

Yeah, I'm majoring in Comb-Over at Trump University

"The English Language. Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?. Let's face it. English is a crazy language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger. And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England. French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly, Boxi More →

The Donald is not satisfied with just being a sleazy businessman. Now he wants to send you spam about his fictional 'university.'

trump

6 comments

mtoots said on Thu Jan 5th, 2006 11:55am [#5520]

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mtoots said on Thu Jan 5th, 2006 11:56am [#5522]

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mtoots said on Thu Jan 5th, 2006 11:59am [#5523]

The English Language. Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?. Let's face it. English is a crazy language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger. And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England. French fries were not invented in France.

mtoots said on Thu Jan 5th, 2006 11:59am [#5524]

We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly, Boxing rings are square. And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth. Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth, If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught.

mtoots said on Thu Jan 5th, 2006 11:59am [#5525]

If a vegetarian eats vegetables. What the does a humanitarian eat? Why do people recite at a play, Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways. You have to marvel at the unique lunacy. Of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down. And in which you fill in a form by filling it out. And a bell is only heard once it goes!

mtoots said on Thu Jan 5th, 2006 12:00pm [#5526]

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all) That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible, and why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts, but when I wind up this observation, it ends.