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Friday March 7th

Texas Ditch Surfing 17738


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Monday August 27th 2007

Dildo Shopping in Texas 16225

Molly Ivins explains it all... More →

According to Texas law, you may purchase a dildo if it's used for a 'bonafide medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative or law enforcement purpose...'

Tuesday July 31st 2007

Do as I say, not as I do. 15861

Borris Miles, a state lawmaker who opposes the use of deadly force, shoots a thief. More →

Irony?

Monday July 9th 2007

School Crushes = Terrorism? 15847

A 12 year old girl gets sent to alternative school for writing 'I love Alex' on the wall in marker. The same level of punishment they give for making threats, drug posession, and assault. Huh? More →

Ohhhh I thought you wrote 'I love Allah...'

Thursday June 21st 2007

US crowd beats passenger to death 15688

An angry Texas crowd has beaten and killed a 40-year-old car passenger after a driver injured a young girl near the site of a busy local festival. More →

Yeah, Texas
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Tuesday January 9th 2007

Austin: Mass of Dead Birds, Shuts Down Congress Ave. 12477

The closure came after dozens of dead birds were found, raising concerns that something unusual is in the air. More →

chicken tacos fer lunch special!
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Tuesday January 2nd 2007

Geostationary Banana Over Texas 12350

Geostationary Banana Over Texas is an art intervention that involves placing a gigantic banana over the Texas sky. This object will float between the high atmosphere & Earth's low orbit, being visible only from the state of Texas & its surroundings. From the ground, the banana will be clearly recognizable and visible day & night; it will stay up for approximately one month. More →

size queens.

Saturday December 16th 2006

Real estate agent gives guns to homebuyers 12003

HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas real estate agent looking to add more bang to her business is offering clients in law enforcement a free Glock pistol if they buy a home from her. More →

Best idea ever. I'm calling my agent right now!!
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Saturday December 9th 2006

Illegal immigrants $18 bln boost to Texas-report 11930


I thought they sent all their money back to Mexico ??

Tuesday April 4th 2006

Spamarama! 7223

SPAMARAMA 2006, Austin, Texas' annual pandemonious potted pork festival, does its part to Keep Austin Weird? celebrating its 28th anniversary on April 1! More →


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