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Thursday June 12th

Centennial time capsule hooptie found ruined 15632

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1628272520070618?feedType=RS... (score:437 / approval:82%)

by mtoots Mon Jun 18th, 2007 1:14pm (from #bor) Bumped by oweff

Centennial time capsule hooptie found ruined

A car buried half a century ago in a time capsule had been transformed into a hunk of junk by the time it was unveiled on Friday as part of Oklahoma's Centennial.

We had such hopes.

1957 plymouth belvedere, car, pimp, rust, snewz, time capsule

1 comment

Wednesday April 30th

Choir director brings prayers for lower gas prices to SF 18261

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080427/ap_on_fe_st/odd_gas_prices_prayer;_ylt=Atp0i... (score:214 / approval:67%)

by oblio Mon Apr 28th, 2008 9:00am (from #bor)

Choir director brings prayers for lower gas prices to SF

Rocky Twyman of Washington, D.C., came to San Francisco over the weekend to stage a pray-in at a Chevron station. He is also calling on churchgoers to ask for God's intervention where he says politicians have failed.

economy, gas, power of prayer, snewz

0 comments

Friday April 25th

Penis theft panic hits city.. 18237

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2319603620080423 (score:459 / approval:89%)

by [m1] Thu Apr 24th, 2008 9:05am (from #bor)

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

penis, snewz, theft

2 comments

Tuesday April 22nd

Worlds first scarless apendix removal... oh yeah, it's through the mouth 18211

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=5600... (score:481 / approval:80%)

by coolguy Mon Apr 21st, 2008 11:51pm (from #bor)

Worlds first scarless apendix removal... oh yeah, it's through the mouth

A sore throat is not exactly the most obvious side effect of having your appendix out but for Jeff Scholtz it was proof he had secured his place in medical history.

apendix, medicine, removal, science, snewz, sugery

1 comment

Thursday April 17th

Real life Garfield 18179

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2809392.html?menu= (score:712 / approval:75%)

by coolguy Thu Apr 17th, 2008 10:37am (from #bor)

A two-and-a-half stone cat has been hailed a real life Garfield in Italy.

cat, fat, fat cat, garfield, jesus, snewz

3 comments

Monday March 31st

Hackers Assault Epilepsy Patients via Computer 18028

http://www.wired.com/politics/security/news/2008/03/epilepsy (score:402 / approval:100%)

by joeyo Sat Mar 29th, 2008 10:09pm (from #bor)

Hackers Assault Epilepsy Patients via Computer

Internet griefers descended on an epilepsy support message board last weekend and used JavaScript code and flashing computer animation to trigger migraine headaches and seizures in some users.

cool, evil, lol, mean, snewz

0 comments

Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table 18030

http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2 (score:348 / approval:86%)

by m4tt Sun Mar 30th, 2008 10:07am (from #bor)

Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

boring, degenerate, nuts, snewz, weird

0 comments

Sunday March 30th

Nipple rings fall foul of airport check 18022

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSREE85411920080328 (score:348 / approval:75%)

by --B Fri Mar 28th, 2008 12:47pm (from #bor)

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A woman who claims she was ordered by federal airport screeners to remove her nipple rings with pliers demanded an apology from the U.S. Transportation Security Administration on Thursday.

The TSA said incidents of female terrorists hiding explosives in "sensitive areas" were on the rise and provided a picture of a "bra bomb" that was used in training its agents.

airport, duh, idiot, obvious, piercings, security, snewz, tsa

0 comments

Victim treats his mugger right 18027

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=89164759 (score:481 / approval:100%)

by ktheory Sat Mar 29th, 2008 1:58pm (from #bor)

"He wants my money, so I just gave him my wallet and told him, 'Here you go,'" Diaz says. As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, "Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you're going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm."

cool, kind, nice, snewz

0 comments

Friday March 28th

Man Claims He Was Molested by Bigfoot 18014

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/man-claims-he-was-molested-by-bigfoot/2008032715480... (score:429 / approval:100%)

by dh- Thu Mar 27th, 2008 11:00pm (from #bor)

But Gene R. Morrill is making molestation charges of his own. He reportedly is telling an investigator that he had been sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot creature in New Hampshire.

This is most likely how the molestation went down.

crazy, funny, insane, lol, nuts, snewz, wtf

0 comments

Thursday June 12th

Centennial time capsule hooptie found ruined 15632

Wednesday April 30th

Choir director brings prayers for lower gas prices to SF 18261

Friday April 25th

Penis theft panic hits city.. 18237

Tuesday April 22nd

Worlds first scarless apendix removal... oh yeah, it's through the mouth 18211

Thursday April 17th

Real life Garfield 18179

Monday March 31st

Hackers Assault Epilepsy Patients via Computer 18028

Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table 18030

Sunday March 30th

Nipple rings fall foul of airport check 18022

Victim treats his mugger right 18027

Friday March 28th

Man Claims He Was Molested by Bigfoot 18014

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