Perhaps the most ignorant, talentless lowlife in the music industry has threatened to stop making solo albums if his new record is outsold by Kanye West. Sounds like a desperate attempt to move records off the shelf, doesn't it? So, let's all go out and buy that new Kanye album and pray that this weak punk bitch has enough balls to keep his promise. More →

Retired daredevil Evel Knievel is suing Kanye West, claiming the rapper ripped off his trademarked look in a recent music video in which the performer, using the handle "Evel Kanyevel," wears a red, white, and blue jumpsuit during a failed rocket ride over a gorge. More →