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Friday October 10th

NEED SARAH PALIN LOOKALIKE ASAP FOR ADULT FILM 20390

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/adg/836109998.html (score:156 / approval:90%)

by Alives Wed Oct 1st, 2008 12:36pm (from #bor) Bumped by oblio

NEED SARAH PALIN LOOKALIKE ASAP FOR ADULT FILM

Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days. Major adult studio. Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP Pay: $2000-3000 No anal required. More →

No anal required.

anal, craigslist, palin, porn

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Thursday October 2nd

Bank robber uses craigslist to recruit unwitting decoys 20394

http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_100108WAB_monroe_robber_floating_esca... (score:142 / approval:100%)

by adj Wed Oct 1st, 2008 3:53pm (from #bor)

Bank robber uses craigslist to recruit unwitting decoys

In a move that could be right out of a Hollywood movie, a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery outside a bank on Tuesday. He then made his escape in an inner tube on the Skykomish River. More →

And gets away on an inner tube, totally radical, dude

craigslist, crime, get away, great escape, life of crime

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Tuesday September 16th

Crazy Craigslist Cookie Ad 20115

http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/09/crazy-craigslist-cookie-ad.html (score:171 / approval:89%)

by bvllets Mon Sep 15th, 2008 11:31am (from #bor)

The rent is $1 per month, utilities included, as long as you bake me fifty (50) tasty cookies every day by 6 p.m. If you have not completed this task by 6 p.m., I will pour vinegar on all your belongings, throw them into the street, and have the locks changed. No exceptions and no excuses. Hell or high water, those cookies better be done and yummy. More →

cookies, craigslist

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Tuesday September 9th

$250 ocein veiw no deposet , swigerpartyes 20014

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/roo/832899724.html (score:157 / approval:89%)

by AndrewB Mon Sep 8th, 2008 10:10pm (from bordom.net)

$250 ocein veiw no deposet , swigerpartyes

iam looking for two grils that will shere a two bedroom own bath , help out with cooking cleaning ansering the phone and massages at nigth mut be drama free .

3338 s gaffy at pasific, craigslist, roommate, swinger

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Wednesday July 2nd

Wanted: Nemesis To Spice Up Life 18943

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/672031640.html (score:123 / approval:80%)

by mimo Tue Jul 1st, 2008 8:07am (from bordom.net)

You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. More →

ad, craigslist, enemy

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Thursday May 22nd

Mr. Right is Mad 18465

http://gawker.com/392686/craigslist-cash+wavers-fury-these-photos-are-mines (score:505 / approval:80%)

by coolguy Thu May 22nd, 2008 1:55pm (from #bor)

Moral of this story: if you're digging yourself into a hole, stop digging. Yesterday, we got a tip about a self-described "Mr. Right" on NYC's Craigslist, who posted a personal ad with 30 pictures of himself, several of which feature him waving a stack of $20 bills. We put up a few of his photos and chuckled. But he was upset! So he called up the Gawker offices to voice his grievances. He charged us with fraud. He threatened to "punch the fucking guy whoever did this" and "fuck him up." And he warned us, "I'm ten times smarter than these people, cause I"m gonna record it right now." So are we! You have to hear it to believe it. More →

craigslist, mad as hell, mr right, photos

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Wednesday May 7th

Failing Startup Seeking Unmotivated Developers 18340

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cpg/670482951.html (score:346 / approval:89%)

by bvllets Tue May 6th, 2008 5:04pm (from #bor)

We are a worthless start-up operating in stealth mode out of an undisclosed warehouse location in downtown Brooklyn. We are so secretive that no one will ever know what we are developing, ever. More →

craigslist, intern, jobs, resume, startup

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Monday April 28th

ask a silly question... 18251

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/323692159.html (score:453 / approval:73%)

by [m1] Sat Apr 26th, 2008 3:13am (from #bor)

could be buying it for soemone else... More →

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??

craigslist, dog

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Thursday February 21st

To the potheads who took 1 of the 4 free patio chairs I posted on CL 17586

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sac/367120651.html (score:506 / approval:86%)

by El Cap Thu Feb 21st, 2008 4:28am (from #bor)

To the potheads who took 1 of the 4 free patio chairs I posted on CL

You two girls were amped up about the 4 free patio chairs that I posted on CL. You came over, wafting the aroma of the sticky-icky as you walked by, and sat in the chairs and decided that they were the chairs for you. My husband and I proceeded to pick them up to carry them out front when we were informed that you were driving a Honda Civic. Insisting that you could fit one chair in and then come back for the rest, you squeezed about 4 inches of the chair into the car as the passenger held on tight to the 90% of the chair that was dangling on the outside. Many months have since passed and we have yet to see you stoners again. More →

Godspeed, you crazy potheads.

chairs, craigslist, lol, stoners

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