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Tuesday February 12th

'Jesus' cosmetic row in Singapore 17492

'Jesus' cosmetic row in Singapore
A leading retailer in Singapore has withdrawn a cosmetics range with a Jesus theme after complaints from local Roman Catholics, local media report.

The products included a "Virtuous vanilla" lip balm and a "Get Tight with Christ" hand and body cream

Thursday November 16th 2006

Max Factor Rain Sensitive Cosmetic Billboard 11299

The pictured woman sports finely groomed eyelashes when kept dry, but rainy weather creates black runs akin to real life scenarios to presumably suggest that ladies should make haste in picking up the run-resistant flavor of makeup.

Thursday November 10th 2005

Nipple Addition Surgery by Dr. Zizlesse 5755

Many otherwise attractive women find their behinds to be their biggest problem area -- and we do mean biggest! But Dr. Zizlesse's system can work magic for gals like that!

FAT IS ONLY UGLY UNTIL YOU PUT A NIPPLE ON IT!

Thursday September 15th 2005

The beauty products from the skin of executed Chinese prisoners 5416

A Chinese cosmetics company is using skin harvested from the corpses of executed convicts to develop beauty products for sale in Europe, an investigation by the Guardian has discovered.

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