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Tuesday September 2nd

Counterfit Chinglish 19911

Brands like KFG, OKAY, STARBOX, SQNY, TOCHIFA, IVIKE, HIKE, PUNK, SNOOBY, X-BOY, CACA CALA

Scroll down for the non-Chinese counterfit names. Just Don't it!
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Friday August 8th

Chinese for network geeks 19566


Thursday July 24th

Foot Binding is kinda gross 19275


In Chinese foot binding, young girls feet, usually at age 6 but often earlier, were wrapped in tight bandages so that they could not grow and develop normally; they would, instead, break and become highly deformed, not growing past 4-6 inches.

Tuesday February 5th

Dam Dadi Do 17393


very dam

Friday May 18th 2007

Is BlackJack japanese or not?!?!?! 15100

Download free software to your phone from questionable Chinese sources!!!!

eee!!! Uso! Nihonjin da-yo!

Thursday March 1st 2007

Beer-drinking duck understands Chinese 13633

A Chinese man says his beer-drinking pet duck can understand him.

When he eats, he needs a bowl of beer, otherwise he won't be happy.

Wednesday December 27th 2006

want a chinese baby? 12284

The guidelines include a requirement that applicants have a body-mass index of less than 40, no criminal record, a high school diploma and be free of certain health problems like AIDS and cancer. Couples must have been married for at least two years and have had no more than two divorces between them. If either spouse was previously divorced, the couple cannot apply until they have been married for at least five years. In addition, adoptive parents must have a net worth of at least $80,000 and income of at least $10,000 per person in the household, including the prospective adoptive child. Parents can be as old as 55 if adopting a child with special needs.

no, that's not mite's kid.

Tuesday December 26th 2006

2,800 y.o. mummy found with a huge bag of weed. 12279

"From his outfit and the marijuana leaves, which have been confirmed by international specialists to be ingredients for narcotic, we assume the man had been a shaman and had been between 40 and 50 years old when he died," said Li, a noted historian in Xinjiang.

<3 weed, not Jebus!

Saturday June 24th 2006

Monday April 10th 2006

Only $9.99 at Wal-Mart! 7590



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