My asshole never felt as clean as it did when I was in Japan, and probably never will again.

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Wednesday August 27th

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER 19863


om nom nom nom

Tuesday August 5th

Why the hipster must die 19485

Has the hipster killed cool in New York? Did it die the day Wes Anderson proved too precious for his own good, or was it when Chlo Sevigny fellated Vincent Gallo onscreen? Did it vanish along with Kokies, International Bar and Tonic? Or when McSweeneys moved shop to San Francisco and Bright Eyes signed a lease on the Lower East Side? Was it possible to be a hipster once a band that played Northsix one night was heard the next day on NPRs Weekend Edition? Did it hurt to have American Apparel marketing soft-porn style to young bankers? Was something lost the day Ecstasy made the cover of the Times Magazine? Or was it the day Bloomberg banned smoking in bars? And how many times an hour could one check e-mail and still have an honest, or even ironic, claim on being cool?

If they can vanquish the Sweet, the path for the Vicious is less obvious. A good first step might entail purging the lawyers and bankers lurking in their company. But on the other hand, those guys are good at footing the bill.
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Monday July 28th

Take your Breathalyzer on-the-go 19292

Yes, for $5 you can take an alcohol breath test (the term Breathalyzer is a brand name, or I would just say that instead) at a push cart. The cart will be set up by Alcohol Educators, Inc. The service will let drinkers determine their blood alcohol concentration to help them determine whether they should drive home or not.

DWI = $10,000. Knowing what youd blow = Priceless

Tuesday July 1st

MOAR MONEY MOAR PROBLEMS 18952


Give it up, man.
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Friday June 20th

TRON DUDE FLIES 18757


Jay Maynard, better known as Tron Guy, bought a $140,000 aircraft custom designed to match his hand-painted, green-and-blue unitard.

Thursday June 12th

Centennial time capsule hooptie found ruined 15632

A car buried half a century ago in a time capsule had been transformed into a hunk of junk by the time it was unveiled on Friday as part of Oklahoma's Centennial.

We had such hopes.
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Wednesday June 4th

Wangernumb? 18578

Massive failure at being funny.

Numberflan ??

Tuesday May 27th

The Meth Minute 39 18490

You may have noticed the hotline phone number at the end of each Meth Minute cartoon. In episode 35, we share some of the funniest and strangest voice messages we've received with visual interpretation by director Dan Meth.

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Friday March 14th

Euro Bvllets 17877

TRAILER TRASH EURO TECHNO QUEER RAVE

Too good to not share!

Chuck Norris is the only WMD in Iraq 17871

Hollywood action star Chuck Norris, known for his martial arts prowess and tough-guy image, has become a cult figure among the U.S. military in Iraq and an unlikely hero for some in Iraq's security forces.

Chuck Norris shrine !!!

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